1. Why do birds charge at their own images?
As I was out for a walk one day,I watched as a bright red Cardinal sized himself up in a side passenger mirror. Then he flew into the mirror. Landing back on the car door and doing this again. Repeatedly. I thought the poor thing was gonna be beak-less after so many beak-on collisions with the mirror. But he got frustrated that his opponent wasn't budging and finally flew off.
2. Why do habits cost so much?
Really? I've had many baaaaad habits and they always cost so much. You would think with the increase in prices on everything, you might reconsider your habit. I don't care if you smoke tobacco or another substance, drink the cheapest beer or the most expensive wine. How can it feel good to spend obscene amounts of money a month (150.00 on cigarettes. 100.00 on vodka. etc.) on a habit that basically leaves you hacking up a lung every morning or leaves you with a hangover? Honestly, if your friends are being honest with you they'd tell you that you smell like cigarette butts sitting in a cup of rubbing alcohol. EEEEW!
Please don't be offended...these are random thoughts.
3. What's so interesting about someone else's dirt?
Did you hear the skinny on John Dingy? Well, I heard from the salesman at Tango's, who is John's sister-in-law's husbands brother, that John is considering a sex change operation. Wow! Can you believe that?
Now, I don't know who John Dingy is and I don't care. But a sex change operation, now that's interesting. Why would he want to be a woman? What happened to him? No one knows. But one day you'll say......'I wonder if John Dingy got a sex change.'
4. I can fit 13 Pringles in my mouth at the same time. This I am proud of and needed to share.
5. When your Mom would threaten you with...'so help me'...did she mean it? Was she really asking for help? And why did I stop whatever I was doing that made her say that?
6. I wonder if I know anyone who's had a sex change.
7. I still can't touch the tip of my elbow with my tongue.
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